What do you have on tap?

“What do you have on tap?”

I’ve asked that question once in the past 3 years.

Sometimes, asking the barkeep, “What do you have on tap?” is good for the soul.

At least once a month, I’m going to create an occasion to speak those words.

Even if it’s just me, perched atop a bar stool.

If you see a woman with crooked lipstick and three-inch-roots, wearing a pair of feet somewhere beneath all those callouses and dirty, rubber flip-flops, come say “hi.”

I’ll share my french fries.

(Truest sentence I know: I need to drink more.)