Love the slouch. And Oscar Wilde.

When 19 Months Doesn’t Feel Like 2 Years (And the 5 Truest Sentences I Know This Evening)
My son Henry, my youngest child, cannot be ignored. He seduces you easily, with his grins and giggles. I think it’s more about grasping (desperately) for attention than being naturally good-natured. He is malleable. He […]

One True Sentence No. 2
As my son Henry does not talk yet (being 10 months old), he and I have yet to form our nighttime ritual. With my daughter, nearly 3, we have a pattern. Stories in bed. At […]

Broad City Ilana Wexler Look-Alike in this Dope Kohl’s Infographic Wants You to Shop Kohl’s – 10 Reasons for the Bougie BST Mom to Shop Kohl’s Now
For my marketing SEO job, I produced this infographic on Kohl’s shopping hacks. Seemed worth re-sharing here. I am more obsessed with this design than Ilana Wexler is with her platonic girl-crush best friend Abbi […]

NWT Meaning and Other BST Acronyms Decoded
Updated November 4, 2021 If you’re dipping your toes into the world of Buy Sell Trade (BST), you’ll find it’s a land laced with acronyms. NFO. UFO. NWT. NWOT. BB. PPU. And hundreds more. So, […]

What’s a BST (Buy Sell Trade)? The Definitive Guide to BST Groups on Facebook
On a near weekly basis, I am questioned about my children’s wardrobe. More specifically, I am quizzed indirectly about my 2-year-old daughter’s elaborate trousseau. Through my 2-year-old daughter. “Is that another new dress your mom […]

“Margot’s mom is so weird.”
Most of the time, I can choose to retreat, and occupy my time with other ventures. Crooked quilting. Sewing. Gardening. Closing the circles on my Apple watch. So many different distractions. There are plenty of ways to skin a cat.
Posts on Medium.com
You can find me on Medium.com where I’ve minted a couple of posts. How I Made $2,300 Selling My Kids’ Outgrown Clothes in a Facebook Buy Sell Trade Group. “Yes, I’m a bad a bad […]

10 Sophisticated Marijuana Gifts Martha Stewart Would Tell You to Buy for the Wealthy Stoner in Your Life
…Even Martha Stewart is smoking weed now. Classy people are openly indulging. Stoners have never been more stylish and sophisticated.. With Emily Post aplomb, here are the 10 best stoner gifts for the marijuana aficionado in your life.
All you have to do is write one true sentence…
All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know. The words of Ernest Hemingway give a sense of purpose to my blog. Muddling awkwardly through life with good […]